So, there's this dude...

... and there's this race. Not your average dude, and not your average race. The dude is this scruffy guy who's not exactly young, and far from old. Heard a rumor about a year ago that he graduated at the top of his class, went to college.. the quote that went with the rumor was ".. he's smart as fuck, dude!" Heard he once worked the boats in Alaska, and now runs something in the oilfields.. I saw his girl on the cover a magazine.. Other than the oilfields, I dont think he spends longer than a month in any one place... ever. The race.. has no rules, other than no pussies allowed, solid mounted rigids only, no windshields, no hardbags, no chase vehicle, no excusses, coast to coast, and illegal as fuck.

... about 3047 miles in about 54 hours. Charlie wins again!