The future..

... those of you who read this shit or know me are aware of my impending retirement. As much as I'd rather not, once I retire, I GOTTA do SOMETHING.. Based on my current skill set, I can work for the government (not happening), I can become a Security Consultant for a South American Pharmaceutical Distribution Firm (sounds stressful), or do something with my hands (most preferred)... Just gotta figure out what that something is, ain't gonna swing a hammer again, been outta that game too long and I'm too fuckin' old to work that damn hard again.. so... what?