I finally...

... convinced John that Pans are overrated, especially if it gets coverage in a magazine... and that real men ride Sportsters.. So John is building one, he says it's gonna be a street tracker, I don't know what a street tracker is... But seeing that John is building it, he can call it whatever he wants. I'm gonna call it cool.

.. John Dill. Cool Cat with the coolest job. If ya didn't know, John gets paid to paint some of the coolest shit out there... you can see his work in person at the Wheels Through Time Museum.