Friday, March 25, 2011

Dude...

... it's gonna be like right outta 1975!

What?

...yeh, totally 1975, totally period correct!

What?

... what do ya mean what?

Well, in 1985, "1975" was looked back on as being pretty gay.. and in '95, "85" was the new "75", just even more gay.. then in '05, "95" was gay, and unless your rear tire was as wide as your 'ole lady's ass, you were gay too. By 2010, fat tires are gay, and all the dudes are wearin' skinny jeans, which is pretty gay too, but too recent to be labeled yet, except for by the dudes who were actually around in 75, who knew it was gay. The only thing that that is always period correct is Bike Week, which is always gay. So, build your "homage", "throwback", "tribute" bike of "75", and be gay.... Or, actually build something inspired from within..

... You're gay.

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